For those of you who care if Nicole Richie is preggers, you can stop now. Look at these pictures here showing her tummy growing a little bit. What a wild fantasy right? I figure I I can safely bareback it if shes already preggers.. Shes still so small which is the best part! Thats ok thought, shes pregnant and still a spinner, what fun that could be. Find only the best when it comes to celebs and their drama from Celeb Heat.

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Lindsay Lohan Cunt
Some might say they agree, but I didnt CALL her a cunt, I was more referring to the fact she has one. Its shaved bald, it belongs to a celebrity, and its right there in plain fucking sight in what is clearly in no way at all is an attention whores desperate attempt to gain media attention. No way.
It might be construed that way if she flashes the gash on a regular basis, but - oh wait. She does. upskirts where she just happens to be wearing no panties, plus the multitude of times her big tits manage to escape from the skimpy tops she likes to wear, posing nude as a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, I see a pattern emerging here.
Heres a free tip Lindsay: Wear some fucking underwear the next time you go out in a micro mini-skirt on the windiest day ever since the last windiest day ever. Or better yet - dont.

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Internet phenomenon and singing sensation, Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to lose her virginity on camera by porn company, Kick Ass Pictures. Boyle captured the publics attention this week after a video clip on YouTube of her singing on the show “Britain’s Got Talent” went viral and catapulted her into internet celebrity-dom. Boyle, 47, who claims to have never even been kissed, wowed all three judges with her stirring performance. Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis remarked:
“The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she’s still a virgin. We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That’s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman’s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.”
If Boyle accepts the offer, Kick Ass will fly her to L.A. (on Virgin Airlines) and allow her to choose her potential co-stars, Ron Jeremy being a “perfect match” according to Kulkis. The plan also calls for Boyle to record her own theme song for the movie that will be released as a single.
Lets all hope to God that she refuses the offer. A Susan Boyle sextape is a cruel and unusual punishment and should be strictly prohibitied as stated by the 8th Amendment to the United States Constitution.

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Megan Fox was out wearing shorts the other day and virgins everywhere got excited about the shit because they think shes the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood. They think shes got it all going on especially since she was in their favorite movie of all time, the Transformers, shit, they were waiting for that movie to come out since the 80s and it finally did, and this whore was in it, its like they were meant to be, at least thats how it plays out in their fantasies, when they save her from world domination in some spacesuit they invented in their moms basement, because of those tits, just look at those tits.
I dont mean to objectify the girl of your dreams but I just cant help it, all girls are just a series of vaginas and breasts and assholes, but I dont know what it is about Megan Fox that I just cant get into, I think Im the kind of guy who cant find a bitch hot when I find out just how fucking retarded she is, and I just cant respect anyone who fucks Brian Austin Green and I feel bad for the virgins out there who are or who have ever been envious of that motherfucker, but not as disappointed as I feel for the pussy he feeds his dick to.

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Heres the girl who was reported to being Hefs new love interest, the one who broke up his union with the three other whores, because their 5 year contract had expired and he needed a new poster girl for the brand, or whatever the fuck the thinking behind the insanity that is Hef and his Playboy empire, that really isnt insanity at all, unless you consider old fucks fucking insane, I just find it funny, like the time I jerked off using a soft wrinked cold dead bed sheet.
Theres no real science behind this shit, he finds whores willing to get naked and decides to date them, because its better than the other women at the old folks community, he pays them off, they perform for him and his business and its all a write off on his taxes as a business expense, which is a lot less expensive than real life relationships.
They went to an event recently, she took off her panties in her see-through dress, which is fitting considering what she does for her livlihood and despite it being hot in theory, Id hate to have my wife doing this kind of shit out in public, but thats just because no one deserves to see the disgusting mess that is her underwear..The good news is that my wife has mobility issues and taking off her panties is a lot more challenging for her than for regular girls, pretty much explaining why her underwear is so disgusting.
I do remember convincing a girl I was out partying with to take off her underwear in the middle of a club once, it wasnt to give me easy access, it was just to see if the power of persuasion worked and it did and it did, but just not really in my favor, because within a minute of her doing it, she must have felt like a slut because next thing I knew, she was making out with every random guy, flashing them her pussy and everything I wanted, proving that no matter what you do, some other asshole benefits more than you do from your work.
Either way, heres Dasha Astafieva working for us to benefit.

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